If youÂ’re a cowboy I would trail you,
If youÂ’re a piece of wood IÂ’d nail you to the floor.
If youÂ’re a sailboat I would sail you to the shore.
If youÂ’re a river I would swim you,
If youÂ’re a house I would live in you all my days.
If youÂ’re a preacher IÂ’d begin to change my ways.

Sometimes I believe in fate,
But the chances we create,
Always seem to ring more true.
You took a chance on loving me,
I took a chance on loving you.

If I was in jail I know youÂ’d spring me
If I was a telephone youÂ’d ring me all day long
If was in pain I know youÂ’d sing me soothing songs.

Sometimes I believe in fate,
But the chances we create,
Always seem to ring more true.
You took a chance on loving me,
I took a chance on loving you.

If I was hungry you would feed me
If I was in darkness you would lead me to the light
If I was a book I know youÂ’d read me every night

If youÂ’re a cowboy I would trail you,
If youÂ’re a piece of wood IÂ’d nail you to the floor.
If youÂ’re a sailboat I would sail you to the shore.
If youÂ’re a sailboat I would sail you to the shore